You’re a busy person. You deserve to relax. In fact, you NEED to relax. Because your stress is quite literally killing you. And no one deserves to die. Countless studies have shown that leisure activities help reduce stress, and as a result, reduce stress related health problems. Because I don’t want you to die, I say you have a RIGHT to relax.

Everyone has the right to a television in the United States. It is a right just like the right to practice the religion you want or speak your mind freely or publish news articles. Why is it a right? There is nothing in the US constitution giving the State the power to limit my access to a television. In fact, last time I checked, the word “television” does not even appear in the US constitution.

How would you like to spend $10,000 on a new television? Before you walk away, let me tell you what you’d be getting: An enormous 22 inch screen. Faded color. And with three channels to choose from, I guarantee you’ll only run out of things to watch half of the time! Wait! Where are you going? You don’t want to spend $10,000 on a new television?